I was reading some of my older posts from 13'-14'

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 09/16/2016 at 22:15 • Filed to: None

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And I have come to the conclusion I am a lot more of a cynical asshole than I was before. I’m sorry OPPO, these are sincere apologies.

jimz > My citroen won't start 09/16/2016 at 22:21

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If I had to apologize for every cynical, asshole-ish post I’ve ever put up, I’d be Canadian.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > jimz 09/16/2016 at 22:25

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I used the word sorry in earnest today. On the Internet.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > My citroen won't start 09/16/2016 at 22:27

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Apology accepted, now go purchase a 2CV as your penance.....or just purchase one because they are awesome, whichever you prefer. :P

wafflesnfalafel > My citroen won't start 09/16/2016 at 22:29

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hey - the cynical assholes are the reality check the world needs, “bullshit, I don’t believe you, prove it.” Nice Porsche.

Under_Score > My citroen won't start 09/16/2016 at 22:33

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I thought Oppo was like Instagram photos; most of the old posts get deleted, and only the newer ones stay.

Sam > Under_Score 09/16/2016 at 22:43

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Oppo is like diamonds, it’s forever unless someone crushes it.

interstate366, now In The Industry > My citroen won't start 09/16/2016 at 23:01

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I wasn’t around here in 2013-14, but I am much more cynical than I was back then. A bad breakup changed me a lot.

PS9 > My citroen won't start 09/16/2016 at 23:50

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“We are continuing to see negative things coming out of the My Citroen Won’t Start Campaign. It’s sad. It’s sad. Now that his records have been exposed he want’s to say he’s sorry. He’s sorry everyone. Water under the failed airbags. He’s sorry. You know what I’m sorry for? Running against such a loser!

“Listen. We’re gonna build a big beautiful wall to keep all the ladas out. Because no one likes ladas. No one. Not even My Citroen Won’t Start likes ladas. No one likes ladas. So let’s make sure we don’t see them anymore. You want brown manual wagons? I know more about brown manual diesel wagons than even Jason Torchinsky! What does My Citroen won’t start know? What does he know? He doesn’t know how to keep his citroen running. How can he run this whole board? He can’t, that’s how. I should run this board. I’m stronger and faster than him, too.

“And my dick is longer. Yes. My dick. You are thinking about my dick right now, aren’t you? You are!”